THE ALL-SEEING EYE

WARNING: This site is under construction and VERY MOBILE UNFRIENDLY! Just like my plans for dimensional domination, this little corner of the internet is ever-evolving! Expect glitches, unfinished pages, and the occasional existential crisis.

RECEIPT

09/09/24 ... Fixed formats, should fit multiple screen sizes now

08/09/24 ... Added status.cafe, also added more subtitles

05/09/24 ... Added a gallery page

04/09/24 ... Added a few more questions on the faq

03/09/24 ... Added receipt for updates, buttons, changed background, added new pages, started development on faq section, also finished first version of faq, created a guestbook

30/08/24 ... Added background, welcome note, moving eye, music player, about note text

29/08/24 ... Started working on the website, drew the layout, made page doll, animated title, pet

28/08/2024 ... Started development on THE ALL SEEING EYE

note1

Well, well, well! Look who stumbled into my little corner of the multiverse. If you haven't been living under a rock, you might know me from some delightful little shenanigans in Gravity Falls, but let's not dwell on the past. After all, what's more fun than rewriting reality?

Now, I know what you're thinking: 'Oh no, not another self-important villain!' But let's face it—who doesn't love a little fun? I mean, who needs stability when you can have absolute pandemonium? Let's break that fourth wall while we're at it. Yes, I see you, sitting there, staring at your screen, wondering if this is all real or just a figment of your imagination. Spoiler alert: it's both!

You probably expect some profound wisdom or a life-altering revelation, right? **EXTREMELY INCORRECT BUZZER** You're not getting that here!!!!

Life's a joke, and I'm the punchline. While you're busy scrolling through your existence, I'm out here bending reality, causing mayhem, and LAUGHING at your little human dramas.

Speaking of dramas, can we talk about La La Land? YAWN!!! Could you imagine being that dedicated to someone? City of Stars? More like City of Snooze! If I wanted to see a love story filled with longing and heartache, I'd just reflect on my little escapades with Sixer. Oops, did I say anything? Totally just kidding! I mean, who has time for that anyway? I CERTAINLY DON'T!!!

But hey, don't let my antics distract you from your daily grind. After all, someone has to keep the mundane alive, right? Now, go ahead and have fun. Just don't say I didn't warn you when it all goes hilariously wrong. And remember: it's all just a game. And I always play to win.

All alone on a friday night?
God, you're pathetic.